In Paul We Trust...

After an astonishing display of psychic prowess, Weymouth born 'Paul' the Octopus is offered a lucrative deal with Channel 4 to replace aging Noel Edmonds as the host of 'Deal or No Deal'.  The cephalpod is said to be 'delighted' at the fortunate turn in his career.  Analysts predict a watery response to the change in line-up in the popular daytime quiz show.

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